Gold Wing Road Riders Association 
Athens Eagle Wings
It's All About the Ride
  Chapter AL-H  -  Athens, AL     Alabama District  -  Region-A  -  Gold Wing Road Riders Association  
Updated: 4/07/2017 03:09:22 am

Why some men have dogs and no wife...

  1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
  2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
  3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
  4. A dog's parents never visit.
  5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
  7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
  8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
  9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
  10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
  11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
  12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
  13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

    And last, but not least:

  14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Next Monthly Gathering
Thursday, December 14, 2017
Athens Eagle Wings Christmas Gathering -- 6:15pm - IHOP, 16211 Athens-Limestone Boulevard Athens, AL
Cookie exchange, Dirty Santa - $20 gift limit(Christmas shirts)
November - 2017
18,  Sat--T-O-D-A-Y-
 -Ride - Call a Friend Ride
25,  Sat-Ride - Call a Friend Ride
30,  Thu-Dinner - Taziki's in Madison -- 6:30pm - 105 Brookridge Drive, Suite A Madison, AL 35758 (Located in the shopping center between Target and the Madison Hospital, on the South side of US 72.)
(Green shirts)
December - 2017
2,  Sat-Ride - Galaxy of Lights at Huntsville Botanical Gardens. -- 4:30pm - Huntsville Marriott at the Space & Rocket Center parking lot, 5 Tranquility Base, Huntsville, Alabama 35805 (Huntsville Botanical Gardens, 4747 Bob Wallace Avenue, Huntsville, AL 35805)
(Red shirts) Dinner afterward.
7,  Thu-Dinner - Mildred's Restaurant -- 6:30pm - 27842 Main St, Ardmore, AL
(Green shirts)
November - 2017
7,  Tue-Happy Birthday Donna Bauer
11,  Sat-Happy Birthday Larry Bradley
12,  Sun-Happy Anniversary Ernie and Bev Quail
14,  Tue-Happy Birthday Wanda Matheu
22,  Wed-Happy Anniversary Larry and Julie Bradley
29,  Wed-Happy Birthday Mark Hargrove

Calendar Updated: 11/9/2017 11:45:46 PM

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Safety Tips

Myth: A Helmet Will Leave You Brain Damaged in an Crash When You Would Have Simply Died

Of course that's possible—your helmet attenuates the impact energy enough to keep the injury from being fatal but not enough to keep all of your eggs from getting scrambled. However, that's rare, and if you hit that hard, you are likely to get killed by some other injury. It's actually the un-helmeted rider who is likely to cross from animal to vegetable kingdom, and often from a relatively minor impact that would have damaged nothing but his ego if he'd been wearing a DOT helmet.

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